Let's Drown This Bitch!

Summary
Jessie has had it with Tessa Smaragd, so she gets Yuki, Jocelyn, Adoriabelle, Jon, Hal, Caleb, Carly and Caitlin to help her drown Tessa in the local pool. But what happens when nobody shows up?

Scenes
So We're All Agreed?

Jessie: The host of TD Supernova Tessa Smaragd is such a (bleep)! I say us nine drown her!

Caleb: Sounds awesome!

Yuki: Totally.

Jon: Yep.

Adoriabelle: Mais oui!

Jessie: Ok, I've set all of the alarms to 8pm pacific time on all of your phones, and when they go off, meet me at the local pool where we will all drown Tessa.

Hal: Sure.

Jocelyn: Won't forget that, 8 is my lucky number.

Delay

Carly: Ok guys, it's 5pm now, so we've got 2.5 hours in the mall before we head off to the local pool and drown Tessa.

Adoriabelle: Cool, Yuki, Jocelyn and I will be going to go shop for some new underwear.

Caleb: Hal, Jon and I are going to the music store for some awesome tunes.

Carly: Cool, which means Caitlin and I will be just looking around for stuff we want.

Caitlin: And we must meet each other here by the waterfall at 7:30pm.

2 hours later...

Adoriabelle: Wow Yuki, I can't believe you forced the cashier to switch the size tags on the underwear.

Jocelyn: Although you did try to attack her.

Yuki: Yeah, but I do get violent if anyone messes with me.

Jocelyn: Not sure if you should do that to a cashier though. That time you kicked that horn dog in the balls was hilarious!

Yuki: (checks her watch) It's 7:15 on my phone. What shall we do?

Adoriabelle: Go see How To Be Single at the cinema?

Yuki: Great idea, Adoriabelle!

Meanwhile...

Jon: Hey guys, there's some kind of noise coming from my phone.

Caleb: Just ignore it, it's so annoying.

Hal: Yeah, I've got it on my phone too.

Where Are They?

Jessie: Ugh, it's 8 o'clock and nobody has shown up. What the fuck is going on?

Tessa: Hello Jessie.

Jessie: Hi bitch.

Tessa: So you wanted to meet me here by the pool?

Jessie: Yeah.

Tessa: I thought you'd have your friends with you. Say, why do you have chains with you?

Jessie: Well Yuki and I just love bondage sex by the pool.

Tessa: Is it even ok to fuck your own sister?

Jessie: Well we're both the same gender so this is ok.

Tessa: Well apparently it looked like you wanted to kill me. Nice try Jess, but you almost had me, if only your friends showed up.