Pilot

Summary
Kumiko Yoshida films what the Yoshida Family are doing for the first ever episode of Keeping Up With Jessie Yoshida.

Scenes
And We're Rolling!

Kumiko: Hi guys, my name is Kumiko Yoshida, and I will be filming everything that happens to this dysfunctional family.

Jessie Snr: Hey, we're not dysfunctional, we're an average family.

Kumiko: Shut up mom. Now Jessie is in the shower right now, let's give her a surprise!

Kumiko: (opens shower curtain) SURPRISE JESS, YOU'RE ON CAMERA!!!

Jessie: Ahh, what the fuck Kumiko? Oh my god, fuck you! (throws a soap at her)

Kumiko: Just say hi to the camera.

Jessie: Not while I'm rinsing my hair!

Kumiko: Ok then.

Introducing the rest of the family

Kumiko: So Jessie is showering at the moment, so let's meet the rest of the family. Over there washing the dishes is my mom Jessie Yoshida Snr.

Jessie Snr: Kumiko, please don't film me washing dishes.

Kumiko: Oh come on mom.

Yoshi: Argh, ever since you bought that video camera today Kumiko, you have been filming non-stop. Please turn it off and let us enjoy our privacy.

Kumiko: Aw dad, come on.

Yoshi: Now Kumiko!

Kumiko: Ugh, fine. (turns it off)

30 minutes later...

Yuki: What are you filming?

Kumiko: You of course.

Yuki: I like taking selfies just as much as the next guy, but I don't like to be filmed in my own house.

Rachel-Lou: What's going on in here?

Kumiko: Rachel-Lou, my youngest sister, say something awesome.

Rachel-Lou: Three words - Turn, that, off!

Kumiko: Oh come on, say something.

Rachel-Lou: Fuck you. (gives Kumiko the finger)

Kumiko: Um, ok, Rachel-Lou says "Hi". Well, that's the end of the video. Goodnight everybody!